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passion-pitiful:


Texts from Mom

grounded for having protected sex? what is this world coming too…


Its coming down to shit photoshop jobs and fake screenshots poorly thought out

passion-pitiful:

Texts from Mom

grounded for having protected sex? what is this world coming too…

Its coming down to shit photoshop jobs and fake screenshots poorly thought out

(via do-what-you-believe)

darmani:

thatkilljoy:

chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

how old are you

"thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see

(via do-what-you-believe)

do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot

(via dontholdmeupn0w)

lol-im-exos-stylist:

About Suho’s black no limits credit card

The Benefits
•The card is made from titanium, the only titanium credit card on the market (i’m not sure if I would consider this is a •benefit)
Personal dedicated concierge service and travel agent along with free flight companion tickets.
•Personal shoppers at retailers like Gucci, Escada.
•Access to airport clubs and free first class flight upgrades.
•Hotel benefits like one free stay at every Mandarin Oriental Hotel / year.
•Platinum status for popular US airline point systems.

The Fees
•$5000 one time initiation fee + $2,500/yr ($7500 fee in your first year!)
•$1500 / year for additional cards (..and I thought $50 for an extra card was expensive)

Do you qualify?
•Minimum annual spending of $250,000
•Exceptional credit history
•I assume exceptional income as well.

Uhm thats the American Express black card for anyone that isnt exclusive enough to get it. Embarrasing

lol-im-exos-stylist:

About Suho’s black no limits credit card

The Benefits
•The card is made from titanium, the only titanium credit card on the market (i’m not sure if I would consider this is a •benefit)
Personal dedicated concierge service and travel agent along with free flight companion tickets.
•Personal shoppers at retailers like Gucci, Escada.
•Access to airport clubs and free first class flight upgrades.
•Hotel benefits like one free stay at every Mandarin Oriental Hotel / year.
•Platinum status for popular US airline point systems.

The Fees
•$5000 one time initiation fee + $2,500/yr ($7500 fee in your first year!)
•$1500 / year for additional cards (..and I thought $50 for an extra card was expensive)

Do you qualify?
•Minimum annual spending of $250,000
•Exceptional credit history
•I assume exceptional income as well.

Uhm thats the American Express black card for anyone that isnt exclusive enough to get it. Embarrasing

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  • white people: this is SO spicy
  • me: it's water
420drugsandtits:

showmeyourepidermis:

Joint to go

It’s a trap nigga don’t take one

420drugsandtits:

showmeyourepidermis:

Joint to go

It’s a trap nigga don’t take one

(via sinful-mermaid)

versvcx:

you’re important to me you piece of shit

(via bowlofwilson)

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

(via radicalnotsadical)

hobbitdragon:

what bar do I go to in order to order a glass of this

hobbitdragon:

what bar do I go to in order to order a glass of this

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greatfatsby:

"free shipping"

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"with orders of $50 or more!"

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