walkinghalfdead:

Give me those titties momther

walkinghalfdead:

Give me those titties momther

(via hate)

humoristics:

How to open a beer with a banana

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

lamelohan:

 when someone tries to eat my food:

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(via human)

teenkouhi:


THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA

teenkouhi:

THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

barfpop:

when will my reflection show who i truly am inside

barfpop:

when will my reflection show who i truly am inside

(via thats-so-meme)

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

(via lameongrab)

jewmanji:

when your friend crops you out of a picture 

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(via thats-so-meme)

simsgonewrong:

her husband left while she was trying to cuddle him but her arms remained attracted to him

simsgonewrong:

her husband left while she was trying to cuddle him but her arms remained attracted to him

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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(via huffledpuff)

stunnerdd:

I am sold.

stunnerdd:

I am sold.

(via huffledpuff)

wow i’m so picky for an ugly person

(via whimsicalhibiscus)